San Fransexual T-Shirt

Gay pride is something that has helped to shape San Francisco and make it a wonderfully unique place to live. With pride parade coming up I thought I'd create some designs that honor the San Fransexual nature of this city. Check out my San Fransexual San Francisco designs below.

San Fransexual T-Shirt

I am a San Fransexual LGBT T-Shirt

I Muni SF T-Shirt

In the realm of crappy/funny San Francisco t-shirts I decided to throw my hat into the ring to support the bloated and cost ineffective San Francisco Municipal Transport Agency, or MUNI for those that are in the know. I actually do like riding MUNI because it is always going to be an adventure between the crazy drivers and the even crazier passengers. For you tourists out there, I suggest trying the N-Judah or the 22 at 11pm. Very interesting stuff.

I Muni SF T-Shirt by niffx
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Muni Shirt

So living in San Francisco means that you are subject to the Municipal Railway much like you are subjected to homeless people crapping on the streets, it's something you just can't avoid. MUNI for me is a love and hate relationship. I love the idea of buses (I can't stand driving and parking), but I hate the way MUNI is run. The drivers are rude and the buses are smelly and dirty. I mean when someone that spends their time documenting disgusting bathrooms is grossed out by a bus you have to kind of wonder. However, I do have faith for MUNI and I think that it can be the gleaming rose of San Francisco transportation. That is why I designed this t-shirt, in hopes that through a general up-swell of support for MUNI that SF officials will clean it up.

Muni T-Shirt by niffx
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Earthquake Bathroom

So being a resident of San Francisco, I often wonder what it would be like to be in a bathroom during an earthquake. Does the water shoot up from the pipe systems? Can you still brush your teeth with even strokes? Is it really hard to apply deodorant? That is why I think they should design earthquake proof bathrooms. Sounds crazy? Not really when you break it down.

1. Where do you go during an earthquake? Doorway? Hallway? Under a tree with magical roots? Nobody knows. make it common knowledge that all bathrooms are built like Cold War bunkers and everyone will feel safe crapping in times of crisis.


2. Speaking of crapping, that brings me to my second point. What happens when people are scared? That's right it's not pretty and it smells a little bad in the swimsuit area. So why not make it auto-response to get people to the bathroom, that way when the crisis is over they come out smelling fresh, clean and of course well shaven.


3. 
   Vantiy. Have you ever looked at yourself during a crisis? Seriously you're crying, panicked and of course creating terrible creases in your complexion. If people had mirrors like they do in bathrooms they would see how foolish them look during an earthquake and quickly straighten out and look decent for cameras.
   

So if we had earthquake proof bathrooms, not only would not be dead after an earthquake, they would smell nicer and look decent in the face of a crisis and those are really things we can't do without.