Nasty Bathroom

Eight Mile Run – DONE!

2011-12-04T15:52:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, the Team and I did our longest run of the season (so far). Eight hard miles, the longest distance I’ve ever run! It felt good, but not as good as the $1,300 in donations to LLS we’ve raised together! Thank you to everyone for continuing to donate – we are so close to getting to the $2,000 goal.

Forrest vs. Normal Update
The Run Patrick Run Challenge started out strong for “Normal Patrick,” but “Forest Patrick” has picked up steam this week. The donation tally is now $680 for “Normal Patrick” and $658 for “Forrest Patrick.” It’s so close; I have no idea which style is going to win! Want to influence the decision? Donate to vote!

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Funny Honey Badger for President 2012 T-Shirt

2011-07-30T10:41:00.000-07:00

As the debt ceiling debt continues to fill the airways ahead of the 2012 election I think it's time to consider a new candidate for the presidency that will be above the Washington/inside-the-beltway politics as usual crap that goes on in DC. I think it's time we consider the Honey Badger for the 2012 president. There's no question that the Honey Badger is a single issue candidate that is willing to go the extra mile to make sure he gets his honey. He won't mess with taxes or spend (unless they get in the way of honey) and he won't put up with lobbyists. I'm ready for the candidate that don't care about politics - I'm ready for the Honey Badger!

Funny Honey Badger for President 2012 T-Shirt

San Fransexual T-Shirt

2011-05-21T10:39:00.001-07:00

Gay pride is something that has helped to shape San Francisco and make it a wonderfully unique place to live. With pride parade coming up I thought I'd create some designs that honor the San Fransexual nature of this city. Check out my San Fransexual San Francisco designs below.

San Fransexual T-Shirt

I am a San Fransexual LGBT T-Shirt

Charlie Sheen Winning St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt

2011-03-06T10:14:00.001-08:00

Winning - DUH! This is my awesome winning st. patrick's day t-shirt in honor of Charlie Sheen.

Winning Saint Paddys Day Shirt by niffx
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I've Seen The Future: HTML 5 T-Shirt and HTML 5 mug

2011-01-18T20:47:00.000-08:00

HTML 5 is coming fast and furious and I for one am really excited about the fact that the web is getting an upgrade. Here's a shocker, Microsoft is leading the effort for adoption. That's like the 80 year-old cripple winning a sprint in Kenya. Microsoft, really? Well either way I'm happy that they are helping out and I am going to start wearing my HTML five shirts and drinking from my HTML 5 mug in support.

HTML 5 T-Shirt

HTML 5 Mug

Lonely Island I Just Had Sex T-Shirt

2010-12-19T21:35:00.000-08:00

The latest from Lonely Island and Akon is a total classic. If you haven't seen the "I Just Had Sex" video then check it out below and if you want to move up in the comedy ranks check out the Lonely Island I just had sex t-shirt. So awesome.

I Just Had Sex T-Shirt

Bill's Bitch T-Shirt

2010-12-10T23:53:00.002-08:00

I'd definitely say that Bill is a bitch but apparently Northman is Bill's Bitch because Bill beat him in raising money for a charity. In other new, no one cares - let's just have a new season of True Blood already. Here's the shirt in case you're wondering.

Bill's Bitch T-Shirt by niffx

Bill

2010-12-10T23:53:00.001-08:00

Why/How I canceled my Netflix

2010-11-14T19:20:00.001-08:00

WHY
Let's start out with the why I canceled my Netflix account. It's not because I don't like the company - in fact I think they have an awesome business model. When I was using Netflix to its full potential, I was getting foreign movies, obscure movies, and popular releases all the time. I mean I was getting like 2-4 movies a week with the 2 movies-at-time subscription. But then something happened and movies became harder and harder for me to watch. I don't know if it was the time it takes to watch a movie, or the commitment of watching foreign films (depression/subtitles), but I just let my Netflix account languish. I am sure a lot had to do with the work commitments I now have, but whatever the reason I couldn't stand shelling out the money to Netflix when I wasn't using the service. So now I don't have Netflix and I think that is OK. I've recently discovered that the on-demand feature from Comcast, paired with HBO has decent coverage on all the movies I want to see for a lot less up-front cost (I love HBO for other reasons starting with TruBlood and ending with Boardwalk Empire). So If you're like me, a person that just doesn't have the time for TV and movies, it might be time to move on from Netflix. You know, just thinking about this, they should have an "on-demand" model of netflix. You can have an account and rent movies, but only when you order them instead of paying a monthly fee. That would have kept me around for sure.

How
Canceling Netflix is easy. You just go to your "accounts" and then just click on the cancel subscription. They'll try to get you to just suspend the account but you and I both know if you do it, you'll just forget and the account will restart a couple of weeks later. So cancel it and you'll be good to go.

Community Greendale E Pluribus Anus T-Shirt

2010-10-16T14:55:00.000-07:00

I'm sure that much like me you're a fan of the show "Community" on NBC and if you're a fan you must have lost it last night during the KFC episode featuring the awesome new Greendale flag. Well I though I'd show off my version of the now famous Greendale flag for all to enjoy. So enjoy!

Greendale E Pluribus Anus T-Shirt

New Kenny Powers T-Shirt - Charros T-Shirt

2010-09-29T22:58:00.000-07:00

Eastbound and Down is back and that means the return of Kenny Powers to the sunday night HBO line-up. The first episode of te season was so awesome that I had to design a vintage version of Powers' new baseball team, the Charros. Check out my Charros shirt below. What do you think?

Charros T-Shirt by niffx
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Fear the Tree Stanford T-Shirt

2010-07-31T10:23:00.000-07:00

Football season is once again upon us and I thought I would do a little reppin' for the local team, the Stanford Trees. Check out this awesome official FEAR THE TREE Stanford t-shirt

Fear the Tree T-Shirt

I Muni SF T-Shirt

2010-07-25T09:26:00.000-07:00

In the realm of crappy/funny San Francisco t-shirts I decided to throw my hat into the ring to support the bloated and cost ineffective San Francisco Municipal Transport Agency, or MUNI for those that are in the know. I actually do like riding MUNI because it is always going to be an adventure between the crazy drivers and the even crazier passengers. For you tourists out there, I suggest trying the N-Judah or the 22 at 11pm. Very interesting stuff.

I Muni SF T-Shirt by niffx
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Breaking Bad T-Shirt

2010-06-09T22:14:00.000-07:00

There is nothing cooler than Breaking Bad. Well on TV that is. I mean the show features badass acting, sweet story lines, drugs, violence and memorable plot twists. That is why I had to make a cool t-shirt that represented how I feel about the man, the myth, the legend - Walter White. I thought it would be cool to do the Obey Andre the Giant thing as Walter White. What do you think?

Breaking Bad Heisenberg T-Shirt by What Would Heisenberg Do?

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Lonely Island Boombox T-Shirt

2010-03-17T21:29:00.000-07:00

This is a t-shirt for all those that eat boiled goose and don't know how to get out of control. Let the boombox and Turbo Bass set you freeeeeeee. Have no idea what I am talking about? check out the video and all will be explained.

Boombox Turbo Bass T-Shirt by niffx

Epic Beard Man - I Am A Motherfucker T-shirt

2010-03-07T18:22:00.000-08:00

You really can't go a week without something crazy, interesting or awesome happening on public transit. There's just too much tension with people shoved together that close. The latest incident is that of Epic Beard man and it has all of the components of the perfect internet meme - violence, old people and violence. See below for the video and of course my shirt inspired by this awesome event.

Epic Beard Man - I Am A Motherfucker T-shirt by niffx
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US Hockey T-Shirt

2010-02-23T20:26:00.001-08:00

To me there is nothing more satisfying that watching the US beat Canada in Hockey. Canada is always so hardcore about their hockey and their health care that beating them in hockey gives me a reason to make fun of them (while I am waiting in line at the HMO). That said, it was only a prelim game and we have a long way to go before the gold medal game. All I can say is that I am going to be rocking my USA hockey t-shirt all day and all week to help support the hockey program that's going for gold!

US Hockey T-Shirt by niffx
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Pants on the Ground T-Shirt

2010-01-13T21:32:00.000-08:00

Don't look like a fool with your pants on the ground! Get this t-shirt from the Funny American Idol contestant!

Pants on the Ground T-Shirt by niffx
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My New Venture: MSDS Binders

2009-11-01T15:36:00.000-08:00

So the newest of my ideas to help the world is by making material safety data sheet binders. These are required by OSHA for manufacturing organizations to have to make sure that the work space is safe for employees. I think it's a good thing to have for any manufacturing space.

Material Safety Data Sheets Bilingual Binder by msdsbinders
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Light of Day Institute T-shirt

2009-07-17T21:58:00.000-07:00

I know that by reading this you are a person that could easily be described as a True Bloodaholic. That's ok, I am too. That's why I couldn't sleep at night until I had designed a real version of the famous Light of Day Institute shirt that Jason Stackhouse has been wearing in season two (or not wearing, wooohoo!). So I did it, I redesign the shirt and now you can get it. Check it out below.

Light of Day Institute T-Shirt by niffx
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I Love College Asher Roth T-shirt

2009-04-28T07:52:00.000-07:00

Do you love this Asher Roth anthem to college? Well when I listen to it I actually get sad because I do love college and I miss it a whole hell of a lot. Of well, I guess I will just get the t-shirts and be done with it.

I Love College T-shirt by niffx
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Muni Shirt

2009-04-25T18:11:00.000-07:00

So living in San Francisco means that you are subject to the Municipal Railway much like you are subjected to homeless people crapping on the streets, it's something you just can't avoid. MUNI for me is a love and hate relationship. I love the idea of buses (I can't stand driving and parking), but I hate the way MUNI is run. The drivers are rude and the buses are smelly and dirty. I mean when someone that spends their time documenting disgusting bathrooms is grossed out by a bus you have to kind of wonder. However, I do have faith for MUNI and I think that it can be the gleaming rose of San Francisco transportation. That is why I designed this t-shirt, in hopes that through a general up-swell of support for MUNI that SF officials will clean it up.

Muni T-Shirt by niffx
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I'm on a Boat T-shirt

2009-03-24T22:55:00.000-07:00

Ready to go to spring break and get wasted? Well you're not completely ready unless you've got your I'm on a boat t-shirt! This is a shirt that designed after I watched the awesome musical stylings of Lonely Island. Check it out below and below that is the video.

I'm on a boat t-shirt by niffx

Why So Serious Becomes Why So Sober T-shirt

2009-03-04T20:26:00.000-08:00

So I was watching one of my favorite movies and a favorite among my fellow nerds everywhere, “The Dark Knight,” and I was thinking that what better way to celebrate the famous “Why So Serious?” line by the Joker than to turn it into a St. Patrick’s Day joke? And viola! The Why So Sober T-shirt was born! Check out my sweet joker face t-shirt that is perfect for all your St. Patrick’s Day beer drinkin’ festivities.

Why So Sober - St. Patrick's T-Shirt by niffx
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Fair Accommodations - Clean up with this

2009-02-08T18:41:00.000-08:00

I yesterday evening traveling a part of town I try to avoid thanks to tourists with big camera lenses that don't pay attention to where they are walking. I like to call this part of San Francisco Chinatown. Anyway, I went there to check out the Chinese Lunar New Year Parade because that is just one of the best parades you'll ever see in San Francisco and is up there for best parade in the US for sure. The parade was fun, lots of dragons, firecrackers and I got to shake Gavin Newsom's hand (it's a lot cooler doing it then writing about it). But I though there was one down side, as there is always a downside when going to fair/parade/concert, and we know that downside as the bathroom accommodations. I have never been a big fan of porto potties. The idea of a pine scent and some blue liquid covering all that disgusting waste just causes me some grief especially in such a seismically active city as San Francisco (those porto potties could topple at any time). Thankfully I didn't have to go into any of the porto-pain because I used my home bathroom before leaving, but I did notice the cleaning station as I was walking by and I knew it was worth taking a quick snap of it.

Mind you, this is the CLEANING STATION. I mean just look at it! Maybe to you the used paper towels, flies around the sink and water that is labeled as safe enough for your hands but not for your mouth is a pillar of sanitation, but for me this is about as clean as licking the underside of a grease trap outside McDonalds. Come on people, with all the technology we've created like iphones and email we can't come up with something that is better than a porto-pottie? Where is my iPottie? It's time to get the scientist of the world to switch to portable pooping technology that is better and more fun for the entire family.

Earthquake Bathroom

2009-02-04T19:56:00.000-08:00

So being a resident of San Francisco, I often wonder what it would be like to be in a bathroom during an earthquake. Does the water shoot up from the pipe systems? Can you still brush your teeth with even strokes? Is it really hard to apply deodorant? That is why I think they should design earthquake proof bathrooms. Sounds crazy? Not really when you break it down.

Where do you go during an earthquake? Doorway? Hallway? Under a tree with magical roots? Nobody knows. make it common knowledge that all bathrooms are built like Cold War bunkers and everyone will feel safe crapping in times of crisis.

Speaking of crapping, that brings me to my second point. What happens when people are scared? That's right it's not pretty and it smells a little bad in the swimsuit area. So why not make it auto-response to get people to the bathroom, that way when the crisis is over they come out smelling fresh, clean and of course well shaven.

Vantiy. Have you ever looked at yourself during a crisis? Seriously you're crying, panicked and of course creating terrible creases in your complexion. If people had mirrors like they do in bathrooms they would see how foolish them look during an earthquake and quickly straighten out and look decent for cameras.

So if we had earthquake proof bathrooms, not only would not be dead after an earthquake, they would smell nicer and look decent in the face of a crisis and those are really things we can't do without.

Front Page Whore T-shirt

2009-01-18T11:50:00.000-08:00

When I am not searching the world for the worst places to drop a load I spend a lot of time on digg.com (it's a similar experience). Recently, I have noticed a lot of what I am going to call whores on Digg. Now these are not the people that just try and friend everyone to boost their rank (I hate you too, don't worry). These are instead the people that don't bother to do anything but read the front page and top news on digg. I hate this because all they are doing is boosting the ego of people like MrBabyMan and others that seem to game the system to get their stories top. Do some research people! Go into upcoming, or even do some reading by category, it won't hurt. Go ahead, try it, I'll wait....while I was waiting I made this t-shirt design for you whores.

Digg Front Page Whore by niffx
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Freedom or Death t-shirt

2008-09-22T20:57:00.000-07:00

This is my first post in a long time, I know. But in this post I thought I would do a little shameless promotion of my store and the t-shirt I created in honor of Johnny Drama and his plight on entourage. See, I take the Drama issue seriously I think that the French bitch was a bad move for him so I think that his freedom was well earned and deserved from her. Check out my shirt that celebrates that fact.

FREEDOM OR DEATH shirt
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On the subject of crapping

2008-03-28T09:18:00.001-07:00

i just took a crap that was shaped EXACTLY like the "s" on the superman symbol - it was the best thing I did this week.

Six Months - No Deodorant

2008-02-25T22:07:00.000-08:00

It started with a scare. I mistakenly turned on FOX News and learned (I use that term loosely) from those luscious truth spinners that deodorant might have some aluminum oxidate something or other in it. What does that garbage do? Well other than making you attractive to the opposite sex and giving you that classic MAN smell, it makes you forget your wasted life when you are drooling as a past time at the tender age of 86 in a nursing home.

So I decided to stop, and what an improvement in my life it has been. Not only do I save 3-4 dollars a month, I am discovering new smells, or as I like to call them musts, that I produce.

What affect does it have on other people? Well as far as I can tell everyone loves it, I've received a promotion recently, and even been approved for progressive car insurance.

So I dare you to ditch the deodorant and do the world and your memory a favor.

Should I do a t-shirt? I think so.

Disposable Razor

2007-05-14T08:38:00.000-07:00

So I hear through the grapevine, and by grapevine I mean the crazies on the bus that sometimes talk to me, that you are supposed to throw away those disposable razors after like two weeks of use. Did I not get the memo on this one? I have been using the same disposable, single blade razor for almost six months now. Yes it isn’t the closest of shaves and it is pink (I sometimes questions my masculinity while shaving, yesterday I almost threw off my towel to shave my legs..) but I don’t get razor burn or any other affliction attributed to dull razors and I am clean shaven. So what’s the deal?

My theory? Glad you asked.... It’s those damn razor people, they want people to keep buying more and more razor blades so that they can fill all the garbage dumps with the old ones, making the dumps so razor filled that the local seagull population is killed off by razors cutting up their insides. And just as people are being to wonder what happened to all the seagulls, Gillette announce the Mach 6 Robot Seagull, with precious control tourist aimed shitting.

So take the Nasty Bathroom Challenge and try shaving with a disposable for six months, you will at least be fighting off the eventual take over of Robot Seagulls.

Nasty Bath - Hooters, Las Vegas

2007-04-03T22:45:00.000-07:00

Well it has happened, I have guilted myself into maintaining this shitty idea for a blog, so here it is, the first offical nasty bath review of a bathroom other than the one 10ft from my bed.

So some people may know that I recently got back from fab Las Vegas, NV which was filled with drinking, gambling and basically nothing else...that is all i did for four days (it's really the American way). Well, the entire time I was there, I was very happy with the facilities, from the Palace, to the New York, New York bathrooms were great. I was happy to take shits without that little paper thingy that I doubt stops the transfer of any really commited disease (I am sure it fights of stuff like herpes, but that is because herpes is so damn lazy, I'd like to have some protection device to sit on that can stop syphilis, that would be some real protection, syphilis is hard worker). This was the way it was until my Monday afternoon experience. Sunday night was a heavy drinking night and much is the ritual after a heavy drinking night is the morning release of evils as some call it. Well after getting some b-fast in me I thought I was all good, but nothing was preparing to come out and with a full day of gambling and boozing ahead of me I didn't care to spend time messing around with the shitting situation, so on we went to the casino far form the strip and from civilized latrines (I found the last part out later). We Went to the Hooters Casino.

As soon as I stepped through those glass doors it hit me like a train wreck. Run did I to the closet bathroom and upon enterting did I lose all ability to take a shit since I was busy trying to control the vomit that the smell of that facility produced. The smell was a mix of fermenting domestic beer, urine of some that just drank puree aspragus, and of course the classic fecal matter smell that comes standard with the poor ventelation package in nasty baths. Of course, the florescent lights barley worked, their flicker cast a dim shadows over everything include the pieces of used toilet paper, a condom wrapper (why would anyone have sex in here?!) and dried pools of unrine. That is about as far as I got, I looked at the clogged sink, the trash bin overflowing and said to myself "I'd rather be constipated." The one thing great about that bathroom is that it worked as a natural crap stopper and allowed me to be functional enough to get to another hotel. Not to worry readers (or reader, I don't know), I did find a great facility at the MGM grand, gotta love those lions!

Yeah so that is about it for Vegas, avoid the Hooters Bathroom that is about all I got on that.

Holy Crap a Podcast!

2007-03-20T20:20:00.000-07:00

Let's see if this bad boy works....

Podcast Baby!

My "Home" the Beginning of it All....

2007-03-05T23:21:00.000-08:00

The blog name says it all folks. It has been a long interest of mine to try and brave those bathrooms that are truely disgusting and a testement to what man will endure for a few moments relief, or maybe I am just a little off. Anything is possible. Anyways, that is how the idea of Nasty Bathroom was born. When I think of a nasty bathroom I don't think of something that is intentional, I instead think of something that is a result of a general societal neglect or the destruction of time and small actions by many people (mostly teenager, damn kids).

Let me put this in context to better explain. Here are pictures of my bathroom at my "house." (this isn't my home and I share this place with many other people). Here is the prime case of neglegence on societies part.

Notice the toilet. It has urine that is probaby very old. Also not the placement of a runner rug in the bathroom. What is the point of this? Something to soak up more urine when those inconsiderate members of our crumbling society miss the toilet? I think so. This part of the bathroom has digressed into a breeding ground that is only good for proving that if something in this bathroom doesn't kill you, it hopefully makes you stronger (I no longer have anything to fear from AIDS). Now let's move onto the smell.(side note) I know that my bathroom isn't the worst and I encourage you to tell your stories of bad bathrooms to show me what is the worst. But someone has to start it right?(end sidenote)

Alright, back to the bathroom. This part we can see the sink that has a collection of hair that is enough to clone at least three of my housemates, many times over, but that is not the most important thing. Inside the trash can is the real problem. I didn't take a picture of the inside of the trash because I do not enjoy tasting my food coming up through the stomach (thank God, pictures don't smell, otherwise I would not infect the internet with this). Anyways, many of my housemates have differnet purposes for this one tiny, un-liner filled trash can. For example one uses to dispose of his strange food stuff, leftover from his eating in his room. Its bad enough that the entire house is infected with the smell of dead sunk when he cooks, yet we still must endure the smell many months past in the trash. Another uses it to dispose an inordinate amount of toilet paper, and yes I know that toilet paper is for the toilet, but hey this is American dammit, you can do what you want! Anyways, this mixture has created a smell that hits of death with a twist of mint (oddly yes, mint). In fact, the smell of it is so terrible I fear I will never eat mint chip ice cream again... Why doesn't anyone empty it? Well I thought of that, and I fear that it has gotten to the point that being that close to the trash could cause cancer. So it grows and becomes something new, maybe we can patent it...

Alright, so now that you are throughly annoyed at me for posting this obviously wierd stuff on the internet, I will now say that this is only the start. I think that my mission to expose society is not just about bathrooms its about everything. So get ready world cause if I don't get really really lazy after this post I might post about other stuff too.